Party Fowl


Bill came to Duck U as a pre-law major. A month into his freshman year, he was no longer a pre-law major. Since then, Bill has discovered an entire universe of popular culture and, in his second senior year, really feels like he’s found his stride. You can frequently find Bill quacksing poetically about the premature cancellation of his favorite television show or recommending the latest binge fodder. And, an avid gamer, Bill is always ready to throwdown in a game of Swanopoly, Grouse Trap, or Red Markets.



Favorite Movie

Apocalypse Fowl

Favorite Band

Foie Fighters

The Flock of Characters

Henrietta Fowley

Henrietta is a one-time business major who's truly found herself in deep ideas, an acoustic guitar, and maybe a little duckweed.

Theo Webbstein

Theo never skips wing day, listens to Nickelquack, and really wants to play you in beer pong.


Bill really wants you to know about his (prematurely canceled) television show, is very excited about crushing his (second) senior year, and is an avid gamer.


Duckasso is really into postmodernism, loves watching Twin Beaks, and secretly listens to vaporwave.

Feather Lockbeer

Feather is involved in nearly every group on campus, is always ready for a selfie, and can sing the lyrics to every song by her favorite artist, Drake.

Peter Duckledge

Peter loves 80s films, applied mathematics, and a rousing game of ultimate flysbee.

Gamey Pond

Gamey spends a little too much time in the flybrary, is the Editor-Hen-Chief of the student newspaper (The Billetin), and will graduate in the spring as Valeducktorian.

Millicent Paddlewaddle

Milicent spends her free time reading and writing poetry, is known to party a little too hard, and is a star member of the swim team.