Party Fowl


After the spring performance of A Midsummer Flight’s Dream, Duckasso has become a campus pseudo-celebrity. Partially for his riveting performance as Duck, and partially for his legendary performance at the cast party, where he consumed two jugs of Swangria. When he’s not in class or on stage, he’s most commonly found sipping flappucinos and ranting about famed director, Goose Van Sant, at the local coffee shop.

Duckasso has read just enough philosophy to know that everyone else is wrong, a fact of which he is quick to remind everyone during parties.


Theater Performance

Favorite Movie

He believes most movies are mass produced drivel so he just watches Twin Beaks.

Favorite Band

He believes most music is indistinguishable noise pollution but secretly listens to vaporwave.

The Flock of Characters

Henrietta Fowley

Henrietta is a one-time business major who's truly found herself in deep ideas, an acoustic guitar, and maybe a little duckweed.

Theo Webbstein

Theo never skips wing day, listens to Nickelquack, and really wants to play you in beer pong.


Bill really wants you to know about his (prematurely canceled) television show, is very excited about crushing his (second) senior year, and is an avid gamer.


Duckasso is really into postmodernism, loves watching Twin Beaks, and secretly listens to vaporwave.

Feather Lockbeer

Feather is involved in nearly every group on campus, is always ready for a selfie, and can sing the lyrics to every song by her favorite artist, Drake.

Peter Duckledge

Peter loves 80s films, applied mathematics, and a rousing game of ultimate flysbee.

Gamey Pond

Gamey spends a little too much time in the flybrary, is the Editor-Hen-Chief of the student newspaper (The Billetin), and will graduate in the spring as Valeducktorian.

Millicent Paddlewaddle

Milicent spends her free time reading and writing poetry, is known to party a little too hard, and is a star member of the swim team.