Party Fowl

Theo Webbstein

Theo is at Duck U on a (webbed)football scholarship, and he currently plays as a middle linequacker. Despite his exterior persona, Theo suffers from crippling public speaking anxiety and yet continues to major in Communication. He’s widely known as the best beer pong player on campus, and is likely to break something important or expensive during a party.

He is rumored to have a crush on Feather Lockbeer, and they’ve recently been seen together at a showing of The Shape of Waterfowl.



Favorite Movie

National Loons presents: Animal Grouse

Favorite Band


The Flock of Characters

Henrietta Fowley

Henrietta is a one-time business major who's truly found herself in deep ideas, an acoustic guitar, and maybe a little duckweed.

Theo Webbstein

Theo never skips wing day, listens to Nickelquack, and really wants to play you in beer pong.


Bill really wants you to know about his (prematurely canceled) television show, is very excited about crushing his (second) senior year, and is an avid gamer.


Duckasso is really into postmodernism, loves watching Twin Beaks, and secretly listens to vaporwave.

Feather Lockbeer

Feather is involved in nearly every group on campus, is always ready for a selfie, and can sing the lyrics to every song by her favorite artist, Drake.

Peter Duckledge

Peter loves 80s films, applied mathematics, and a rousing game of ultimate flysbee.

Gamey Pond

Gamey spends a little too much time in the flybrary, is the Editor-Hen-Chief of the student newspaper (The Billetin), and will graduate in the spring as Valeducktorian.

Millicent Paddlewaddle

Milicent spends her free time reading and writing poetry, is known to party a little too hard, and is a star member of the swim team.